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Special Edition

Todd: If anyone has heard me say Todd, Chazz or Chinchillin’, I’m sure you have been left feeling very confused. This week I will let you in on the world that is TODD.

TODD – The Alpha Douche Bag; inspired by that classic dickhead- popular guy in movies who dates the hot girl, but doesn’t appreciate her and gets screwed over in the end. Not to be confused with the name Todd. A person named Todd isn’t necessarily a Todd

(Doug, Sebastian, Todd, Barry & Chazz)

CHAZZ – The Secondary Douche Bag; usually a Todd’s wingman or right-hand man. Not to be confused with CJ’s alter ego “the Chazz”- a blacked out, super competitive alpha male.

DOUG – Any other Douche Bag; Feel free to substitute Neil, Keifer, Sebastian or Barry.

CHAD – Inspired by the actor, Rob Lowe, and his brother, Chad Lowe. It refers to the generic version of something or someone. (Example: Natural Light is the “Chad” version of Bud Light. If someone looks like someone, but isn’t as good looking, they are the “Chad” version.

WeTodded – possessing the essence of Todd or performing an action that is Todd like.
Items that would be considered WeTodded;
-Mazda Miata
-Teva’s, Crocs, 3 Toes or Cabo’s
-Bluetooth in ear outside of Car
-Barbed wire tattoos that don’t connect around / multiple tribal tattoos
-the band Creed

OLD WOODEN SHIP – Julie (pronounced Yulie; soft “J”). Can be found driving a Toyota Yaris.

CHINNY PIE – A cute girl. Much like a cute little Chinchilla, only less furry.

CHINCHILLIN’ – Hangin’ out and taking it easy. Much like a chinchilla depressed, not moving in it’s cage.

GOER – a chick that is ready to go. All it takes is a flip of the switch. The switch is usually alcohol.

FLARE – any unusual item brought into the bedroom during sex. Usually clothing (head bands, funny hats or great footwear like teva’s), food (whip cream, sandwich or mayonnaise) and miscellaneous (garden rake, iPod or 3 hole punch).

CHOP ME UP – reference to oral sex performed on male

4TH MEAL – when you are hooking up late at night, perform oral sex on a female

BURROWING – Having sex

FAX ME / SMOKE SIGNAL ME / PONY EXPRESS ME – Call Me

GET OFF THE SHED – Stop being a Douche bag.

PORRIDGE – Food

CRACKING A BEER IN YOUR EAR – We respect you

FACE RAKE – the international sign for “I’m blacked out”

Famous Todd's

Peter Facinelli in Can’t Hardly Wait
Ted McGinley in Revenge of the Nerds

WWMDD
What Would Mormon Dave do?
I'm going to start a league for passive aggressive fighters. the whole thing would be won or lost in the pre fight.
I'd say things like this, "I'm totally looking forward to fighting this guy. Not too worried about his size 7 feet connecting though" "I have a lot of respect for todd, anyone who gets those tattoos totally serious deserves all our respect" "I envy him, really, I just couldn't survive on that small of a salary" "...but I guess that's why I don't own a big truck... should be really fun to watch him really try..."
Ding ding ding...tap out

Best Hangover Cure

Artist: Ray Lynch

Album: Deep Breakfast

Song: Celestial Soda Pop

Listen to this until the voices go away.

Best Blackout

Colin Richardson
Not only did you look through me when i arrived, but when i called you out on your blackout...you blacked out even more. Then you came out of it and said whoa i was just blacked out, yet you were still blacked out. So technically in mid blackout you blacked out even harder. You blacked out from your actual black out. WOW! Always stepping it up a notch. Congrats!

Pic of the Week

Left for dead, Huey Lewis; chinchilla, pet and friend, has actually been fighting over in Iraq in attempts to preserve our way of life. Above Huey was presented with the Congressional Medal of Honor. He is the youngest Chinchilla to receive the award at 8 years of age.