TODD – The Alpha Douche Bag; inspired by that classic dickhead- popular guy in movies who dates the hot girl, but doesn’t appreciate her and gets screwed over in the end. Not to be confused with the name Todd. A person named Todd isn’t necessarily a Todd
(Doug, Sebastian, Todd, Barry & Chazz)CHAZZ – The Secondary Douche Bag; usually a Todd’s wingman or right-hand man. Not to be confused with CJ’s alter ego “the Chazz”- a blacked out, super competitive alpha male.
DOUG – Any other Douche Bag; Feel free to substitute Neil, Keifer, Sebastian or Barry.
CHAD – Inspired by the actor, Rob Lowe, and his brother, Chad Lowe. It refers to the generic version of something or someone. (Example: Natural Light is the “Chad” version of Bud Light. If someone looks like someone, but isn’t as good looking, they are the “Chad” version.
WeTodded – possessing the essence of Todd or performing an action that is Todd like.
Items that would be considered WeTodded;
-Mazda Miata
-Teva’s, Crocs, 3 Toes or Cabo’s
-Bluetooth in ear outside of Car
-Barbed wire tattoos that don’t connect around / multiple tribal tattoos
-the band Creed
Items that would be considered WeTodded;
-Mazda Miata
-Teva’s, Crocs, 3 Toes or Cabo’s
-Bluetooth in ear outside of Car
-Barbed wire tattoos that don’t connect around / multiple tribal tattoos
-the band Creed
OLD WOODEN SHIP – Julie (pronounced Yulie; soft “J”). Can be found driving a Toyota Yaris.
CHINNY PIE – A cute girl. Much like a cute little Chinchilla, only less furry.
CHINCHILLIN’ – Hangin’ out and taking it easy. Much like a chinchilla depressed, not moving in it’s cage.
CHINCHILLIN’ – Hangin’ out and taking it easy. Much like a chinchilla depressed, not moving in it’s cage.
GOER – a chick that is ready to go. All it takes is a flip of the switch. The switch is usually alcohol.
FLARE – any unusual item brought into the bedroom during sex. Usually clothing (head bands, funny hats or great footwear like teva’s), food (whip cream, sandwich or mayonnaise) and miscellaneous (garden rake, iPod or 3 hole punch).
CHOP ME UP – reference to oral sex performed on male
4TH MEAL – when you are hooking up late at night, perform oral sex on a female
BURROWING – Having sex
FLARE – any unusual item brought into the bedroom during sex. Usually clothing (head bands, funny hats or great footwear like teva’s), food (whip cream, sandwich or mayonnaise) and miscellaneous (garden rake, iPod or 3 hole punch).
CHOP ME UP – reference to oral sex performed on male
4TH MEAL – when you are hooking up late at night, perform oral sex on a female
BURROWING – Having sex
FAX ME / SMOKE SIGNAL ME / PONY EXPRESS ME – Call Me
GET OFF THE SHED – Stop being a Douche bag.
PORRIDGE – Food
CRACKING A BEER IN YOUR EAR – We respect you
GET OFF THE SHED – Stop being a Douche bag.
PORRIDGE – Food
CRACKING A BEER IN YOUR EAR – We respect you
FACE RAKE – the international sign for “I’m blacked out”
Famous Todd's
Peter Facinelli in Can’t Hardly Wait
Ted McGinley in Revenge of the Nerds
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