WWMDD
What Would Mormon Dave do?
I'm going to start a league for passive aggressive fighters. the whole thing would be won or lost in the pre fight.
I'd say things like this, "I'm totally looking forward to fighting this guy. Not too worried about his size 7 feet connecting though" "I have a lot of respect for todd, anyone who gets those tattoos totally serious deserves all our respect" "I envy him, really, I just couldn't survive on that small of a salary" "...but I guess that's why I don't own a big truck... should be really fun to watch him really try..."
Ding ding ding...tap out