"That Guy"

Danny Trejo

You May know him best as:
Navejas “Knife thrower” in
Desperado

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) ...Bartender
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) ... Cucuy
Bubble Boy (2001) ...Slim
Reindeer Games (2000) ...Jumpy
Con Air (1997) ... Johnny 'Johnny-23' Baca
Anaconda (1997) ...Poacher
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) ...Razor Charlie
Desperado (1995) ...Navajas

Maybe some you didn’t see…
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (2000) (V) ...Razor Charlie
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) (V) ...Razor Eddie

Swallow This...

This is for my friends in the OC especially those in the Newport Beach, Costa Mesa and Huntington Beach Area.
The Orange County chapter of MADD honored local law enforcement at a luncheon and awards ceremony.
About 350 uniformed officers dined as 24 of their fellow officers were given the 2009 Century Award for making 100 or more arrests for suspicion of driving under the influence during 2008. (DUI’s)
2009 Century Award Recipients
Quadruple Century, 400 or more arrests
Motor Officer Tai Huynh
Huntington Beach Police Department
445 arrests ~ 1.22/day
(He won the Cavanaugh Award last year with 467 arrests ~ 1.28/day)

14 out of 24 officers awarded in the OC were from Newport Beach, Costa Mesa and Huntington Beach. Please be careful guys; cabs are much safer and cheaper. I was Officer Huynh’s lucky # 351 in 2008.

The Legend of Chuck Norris

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Music

Artist:
Blind Pilot
Song:
One Red Thread
Website: http://blindpilotmusic.wordpress.com/music/

Pants Off Dance Off Continued...

Pants Off Dance Off

Special Edition

Todd: If anyone has heard me say Todd, Chazz or Chinchillin’, I’m sure you have been left feeling very confused. This week I will let you in on the world that is TODD.

TODD – The Alpha Douche Bag; inspired by that classic dickhead- popular guy in movies who dates the hot girl, but doesn’t appreciate her and gets screwed over in the end. Not to be confused with the name Todd. A person named Todd isn’t necessarily a Todd

(Doug, Sebastian, Todd, Barry & Chazz)

CHAZZ – The Secondary Douche Bag; usually a Todd’s wingman or right-hand man. Not to be confused with CJ’s alter ego “the Chazz”- a blacked out, super competitive alpha male.

DOUG – Any other Douche Bag; Feel free to substitute Neil, Keifer, Sebastian or Barry.

CHAD – Inspired by the actor, Rob Lowe, and his brother, Chad Lowe. It refers to the generic version of something or someone. (Example: Natural Light is the “Chad” version of Bud Light. If someone looks like someone, but isn’t as good looking, they are the “Chad” version.

WeTodded – possessing the essence of Todd or performing an action that is Todd like.
Items that would be considered WeTodded;
-Mazda Miata
-Teva’s, Crocs, 3 Toes or Cabo’s
-Bluetooth in ear outside of Car
-Barbed wire tattoos that don’t connect around / multiple tribal tattoos
-the band Creed

OLD WOODEN SHIP – Julie (pronounced Yulie; soft “J”). Can be found driving a Toyota Yaris.

CHINNY PIE – A cute girl. Much like a cute little Chinchilla, only less furry.

CHINCHILLIN’ – Hangin’ out and taking it easy. Much like a chinchilla depressed, not moving in it’s cage.

GOER – a chick that is ready to go. All it takes is a flip of the switch. The switch is usually alcohol.

FLARE – any unusual item brought into the bedroom during sex. Usually clothing (head bands, funny hats or great footwear like teva’s), food (whip cream, sandwich or mayonnaise) and miscellaneous (garden rake, iPod or 3 hole punch).

CHOP ME UP – reference to oral sex performed on male

4TH MEAL – when you are hooking up late at night, perform oral sex on a female

BURROWING – Having sex

FAX ME / SMOKE SIGNAL ME / PONY EXPRESS ME – Call Me

GET OFF THE SHED – Stop being a Douche bag.

PORRIDGE – Food

CRACKING A BEER IN YOUR EAR – We respect you

FACE RAKE – the international sign for “I’m blacked out”

Famous Todd's

Peter Facinelli in Can’t Hardly Wait
Ted McGinley in Revenge of the Nerds

WWMDD
What Would Mormon Dave do?
I'm going to start a league for passive aggressive fighters. the whole thing would be won or lost in the pre fight.
I'd say things like this, "I'm totally looking forward to fighting this guy. Not too worried about his size 7 feet connecting though" "I have a lot of respect for todd, anyone who gets those tattoos totally serious deserves all our respect" "I envy him, really, I just couldn't survive on that small of a salary" "...but I guess that's why I don't own a big truck... should be really fun to watch him really try..."
Ding ding ding...tap out

Best Hangover Cure

Artist: Ray Lynch

Album: Deep Breakfast

Song: Celestial Soda Pop

Listen to this until the voices go away.

Best Blackout

Colin Richardson
Not only did you look through me when i arrived, but when i called you out on your blackout...you blacked out even more. Then you came out of it and said whoa i was just blacked out, yet you were still blacked out. So technically in mid blackout you blacked out even harder. You blacked out from your actual black out. WOW! Always stepping it up a notch. Congrats!

Pic of the Week

Left for dead, Huey Lewis; chinchilla, pet and friend, has actually been fighting over in Iraq in attempts to preserve our way of life. Above Huey was presented with the Congressional Medal of Honor. He is the youngest Chinchilla to receive the award at 8 years of age.

"That Guy"

This section is dedicated to helping you find out who that actor is that you keep seeing in movies over and over again. "That guy" is successful enough that you see him in lots of movies to recognize him, but he never has the leading role.

Troy Evans


You would know him best as:
Roger Podacter - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Most Notable Films:

The Black Dahlia (2006) ... Chief Ted Green
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) ... Police Chief
Phenomenon (1996) ... Roger
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) ... Roger Podacter
Demolition Man (1993) ... Tough Cop
Under Siege (1992) ... Granger
The Lawnmower Man (1992) ... Lieutenant Goodwin
Kuffs (1992) ... Captain Morino

I think he is getting type casted.

Movie

Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)

April, Courtney and Monica are three beautiful, intelligent and tough college freshmen. They are finishing their first semester at Los Lomas Malas community college, the armpit of community college's. They must do well on finals to gain entrance to an Ivy League University, cheer at the big game and rescue their Sensei, who has been kidnapped by the mob, all by midnight so they can compete in the all-city strip off with the hopes of winning college money.

Cast

Ginny Weirick
"April"

Where you may have seen her:
In Tenochca dormitory @ SDSU, Freshman year chugging Jack Daniels in Woody's dorm room.

Trying to date Paully, but he wouldn't because she wasn't a fat chick.

In San Felipe, Mexico celebrating Spring Break sophomore year with Woody and Stompin' Stephanie.

Congrats Ginny! I am so happy you are living your dream.


Trichelle Cannatella
"Courtney"
Where you may have seen her:
Real World: Las Vegas
Real World: Las Vegas Reunited
Battle of the Network Reality Stars
Road Rules/Real World Challenge: the Inferno
Playboy
Dr Steve-O



Maitland McConnell
"Monica"
Where you may have seen her:
You haven't



Michael Pare
"Victor Lassaro"
Where you may have seen him:
Eddie and the Cruisers 1&2




This is definitely one of the best bad movies i have ever seen, it rivals most Boaz Davison films.

The Legend of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy.

Cocktail

Big Pun
Grape flavored Vodka
7up

Served on the rocks.

Skinny Pun aka “Slim”
Grape flavored Vodka
Soda Water

The diet version of the Big Pun.

Around Town

Bar / Restaurant

Aloha Grill & Tiki Bar

1749 Newport Blvd
Costa Mesa, California 92627
phone

(949)722-7882

http://www.alohagrill.com/

Pipeline Fish Tacos $10.95
3 charbroiled mahi mahi tacos wrapped in corn tortillas, garnished with cabbage, pico de gallo, and spicy habanero-cilantro mayo.

Aloha Grill’s
World Famous Rainbow
Made with 5 flavors!
Peach on the Beach –Maui Melon-Blue Hawaiian- Love in a Bucket
Float of Lahaina Dark Rum-Add $1