"That Guy"

Danny Trejo

You May know him best as:
Navejas “Knife thrower” in
Desperado

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) ...Bartender
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) ... Cucuy
Bubble Boy (2001) ...Slim
Reindeer Games (2000) ...Jumpy
Con Air (1997) ... Johnny 'Johnny-23' Baca
Anaconda (1997) ...Poacher
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) ...Razor Charlie
Desperado (1995) ...Navajas

Maybe some you didn’t see…
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (2000) (V) ...Razor Charlie
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) (V) ...Razor Eddie

Swallow This...

This is for my friends in the OC especially those in the Newport Beach, Costa Mesa and Huntington Beach Area.
The Orange County chapter of MADD honored local law enforcement at a luncheon and awards ceremony.
About 350 uniformed officers dined as 24 of their fellow officers were given the 2009 Century Award for making 100 or more arrests for suspicion of driving under the influence during 2008. (DUI’s)
2009 Century Award Recipients
Quadruple Century, 400 or more arrests
Motor Officer Tai Huynh
Huntington Beach Police Department
445 arrests ~ 1.22/day
(He won the Cavanaugh Award last year with 467 arrests ~ 1.28/day)

14 out of 24 officers awarded in the OC were from Newport Beach, Costa Mesa and Huntington Beach. Please be careful guys; cabs are much safer and cheaper. I was Officer Huynh’s lucky # 351 in 2008.

The Legend of Chuck Norris

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Music

Artist:
Blind Pilot
Song:
One Red Thread
Website: http://blindpilotmusic.wordpress.com/music/

Pants Off Dance Off Continued...

Pants Off Dance Off

Special Edition

Todd: If anyone has heard me say Todd, Chazz or Chinchillin’, I’m sure you have been left feeling very confused. This week I will let you in on the world that is TODD.

TODD – The Alpha Douche Bag; inspired by that classic dickhead- popular guy in movies who dates the hot girl, but doesn’t appreciate her and gets screwed over in the end. Not to be confused with the name Todd. A person named Todd isn’t necessarily a Todd

(Doug, Sebastian, Todd, Barry & Chazz)

CHAZZ – The Secondary Douche Bag; usually a Todd’s wingman or right-hand man. Not to be confused with CJ’s alter ego “the Chazz”- a blacked out, super competitive alpha male.

DOUG – Any other Douche Bag; Feel free to substitute Neil, Keifer, Sebastian or Barry.

CHAD – Inspired by the actor, Rob Lowe, and his brother, Chad Lowe. It refers to the generic version of something or someone. (Example: Natural Light is the “Chad” version of Bud Light. If someone looks like someone, but isn’t as good looking, they are the “Chad” version.

WeTodded – possessing the essence of Todd or performing an action that is Todd like.
Items that would be considered WeTodded;
-Mazda Miata
-Teva’s, Crocs, 3 Toes or Cabo’s
-Bluetooth in ear outside of Car
-Barbed wire tattoos that don’t connect around / multiple tribal tattoos
-the band Creed

OLD WOODEN SHIP – Julie (pronounced Yulie; soft “J”). Can be found driving a Toyota Yaris.

CHINNY PIE – A cute girl. Much like a cute little Chinchilla, only less furry.

CHINCHILLIN’ – Hangin’ out and taking it easy. Much like a chinchilla depressed, not moving in it’s cage.

GOER – a chick that is ready to go. All it takes is a flip of the switch. The switch is usually alcohol.

FLARE – any unusual item brought into the bedroom during sex. Usually clothing (head bands, funny hats or great footwear like teva’s), food (whip cream, sandwich or mayonnaise) and miscellaneous (garden rake, iPod or 3 hole punch).

CHOP ME UP – reference to oral sex performed on male

4TH MEAL – when you are hooking up late at night, perform oral sex on a female

BURROWING – Having sex

FAX ME / SMOKE SIGNAL ME / PONY EXPRESS ME – Call Me

GET OFF THE SHED – Stop being a Douche bag.

PORRIDGE – Food

CRACKING A BEER IN YOUR EAR – We respect you

FACE RAKE – the international sign for “I’m blacked out”

Famous Todd's

Peter Facinelli in Can’t Hardly Wait
Ted McGinley in Revenge of the Nerds